I really don't think I'll ever manage to shake off the title to being accident-prone, E-V-E-R!
My stupid bruise on my shoulder which had yet to appear is giving me hell lot of trouble..
Can't sleep lying flat, well, because it hurts.
Can't sleeping turning to my right, because it is my right shoulder injured.
Can't sleep turning to my left, because I don't like to.
Can't sleep lying face down, because I might sprain my neck, and it is uncomfortable
CAN'T FREAKING SLEEP!
I made matters worse today, I have an unusual knack of doing this, quite unfortunately.
In my haste to remove my shoes and report for work, I accidentally scraped my skin off my left feet. Thinking it was no biggie, I brushed it aside.. But about 15 minutes later, I was wondering why my foot stung so much, so I looked down upon my feet. Lo' and behold! I actually have 2 wounds, and it bleeding like nobody's business! Therefore, it is a plaster to the rescue.
Luckily, I had the foresight to ask my sister for several plasters from the box on her table for any just-in-case scenarios or emergencies, because knowing me, I have the most uncanny ability to injure myself. As hard as it seems to believe, I did not expect that I had to put my freshly borrowed plasters to use, the very next day.
Sigh..
My body goes over the ocean
My body goes over the sea
My body goes over the ocean
Oh, bring back my body to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!